Realising that the reason the cusions have been pulled off the couch and slightly damp, and the dog getting whiney when you pick said cushion up, isnt because she's "making herself comfortable".
But because she's been pumping your cushions, and in my case my pillow. She's in season, and horny and to an extent its a wee shame, so to concede I've just gave her the cushion she seems to have gotten attached to and stripped all other covers and the like to wash. So its rather disturbing to be watching TV and then out of the corner of your eye see the dog thrusting at a cushion. Pauls freaked as he's never had a girl dog (no jokes, heard them all thank you) so he's alternating between laughing at her and freaking out when she tries to lick his leg.
Tried to look online for any advice, but unsurprisingly "dog masturbation", "Bitch mounting" and "bitch masturbation" gets me to some rather dubious sites, and for some reason Great Dane Porn, which is ultimately rather unsettling.
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